1) The Hills are only alive with the sound of MORE COWBELL!
2) Austrians are part mountain goat.. seriously, I grew up hiking in the Rockies and some of the trails are scary!
3) American beer is like having sex in a canoe... it's f***ing close to water (but we knew that already).
4) Doppelmalt is heaven!
5) A whole lot can be conveyed with hand gestures alone!
6) Those two years of German I took... useless!
7) Those two years of German I took can save my ass!
8) No one is Austria speaks French, therefore my now seemingly vast knowledge of the French language helps me not at all!
9) Leiderhosen is actually everyday wear! It's a fashion thing around here... people over 30 often wear "traditional" garb!
10) Cowbells can be heard from 3 mountains away!
11) Ich stricke eine Socke
12) Bröt ist güt!
13) Käsespatzlen ist wunderbar!
14) Married=Geheiratet
15) Ich bin ein Geologe, ich studiere versteinerte Korallenriffe!
16) That Al Fischer Guy on my committee is somewhat of a celebrity over here!
17) The Port Mark gave us is really good when watching the sun set over the Gosaukamm!
18) My German sucks!... But again, I knew that!
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